First released: 7th August 2022
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- 1.King Alex The Terrible0:25
- 2.Dante Alighieri Was A Famous Poet3:27
- 3.Francis Bacon Wasn't Really Bacon6:23
- 4.Gutenberg Sold Me A Dime Bag Of Knowledge2:59
- 5.Richard The Lionheart Let's Me Call Him Dick3:36
- 6.Joan of Arc Couldn't Even Dunk3:27
- 7.King Edward Spent 100,000 Pounds On Toilets2:09
- 8.Attila The Hun Skipped Leg Day1:42
- 9.Da Vinci Used Adobe Photoshop2:40
- 10.A Message From The Future0:05
- 11.William The Conqueror Loved Ass1:53
- 12.Pour One Out For El Cid1:41
- 13.I Left King Arthur On Read0:08
- 14.Who The Hell Is Arnold Von Winkelried?0:15
- 15.If Charlemagne Was A Wrestler This Would Be His Theme1:31
- 16.Alfred The Great Would've Listened To Grindcore3:08