The Revnarok – Fifty Songs About Rev

Rev Is Shit

You Suck (Rev)

Spermbank Robber

You Are Literally Shit Rev

Rev Thinks the Beatles Are Death Metal

Its Called Soda, Not Pop You Asshole

Okay Maybe You Call It Coke Instead Whatever

Your Full Name Sounds Like Colon Muffin

Texas Sucks (And So Do You)

I’m Going to Nuke Your Face

I Hired Ninjas to Kill You Rev

I’m Going to Chainsaw Your Dick Off

I Hope You Get Hit by A Meteor

A Message from Rev

A Ballad for Rev

I’m Going to Shoot You In the Face with Flamethrower

Rev Walking to A Atore

I’ll Create A Teleportation Device Just to Punch You In the Face Out of Nowhere

Breaking My Butt (Judas Priest Cover)

I’m Friends with Satan Himself

I’m Going to Befriends Dolphins So They Can Kill You

I’m Going to Buy A Sword and Cut You In the Face Maybe

The Rev Symphony

I Bribed Santa Clause to Not Give You Any Presents

Bohemian Revpsody (Queen Cover)

I Bet You Smell Your Own Farts with That Gasmask

Dracula Is My Uncle So You Better Watch Out

Rev Once Went Back In Time to Fuck Himself

You Are Not Invited to Any of my Pizza Parties Asshole

I’ll Kick Your Face Off

I’m Going to Feed You to Cannibals (Keytar Song)

You Dont Even Know What Snow Is You Dick

Destination Masturbation

If You Ever Set Foot In Sweden I Will Rip Your Asshole Out

You’re Only Invested In Politics Because You’re Attracted to Barack Obama

Rev Thinks Elvis Presley Is Black Metal

I’ll Strap You to A Rocket and Make It Fly Into the Sun

Rev Isn’t Actually Tall, He Fakes It with Stilts

How Dare You Call Me Dumb, That’s Mean

Rev’s Top Hat Is Actually A Dildo

Rev’s Favorite Band Is Limp Bizkit

Breakfast Tacos Are the Dumbest Thing You’ve Told Me About

The Shortest Song on the Album

Rev Likes Mustard on His Chips, and That’s Gross

You’re A Man, Yet You’re Always on Your Period

Poopface Dumbass, That’s You

The Heaviest Song on the Album

Rev’s Beard Is Actually Roadkill He Glued to His Face

I’m Just Joking You’re A Cool Guy

Just Kidding You’re A Fucking Asshole