1.
What Is the Concept Behind This Huge, Unlistenable Album?
0:59
2.
Hemisphere III: Hermes (abridged)
16:44
3.
I’m an Artist and I Shouldn’t Have to Work for a Living!
2:51
4.
Chariots of the Sales Gods
3:03
5.
Bad Imitation of Buckethead?
3:08
6.
Coagula Et Solve or Something
0:51
7.
No‐No, the Headless Ant
5:20
8.
Poking the Eye of the Beholder
1:06
9.
Level 5 Executive
3:19
10.
Epicsode II: Attack of the Mike Patton Clones
2:24
11.
Celebration on the Eve of the Creation of My Magnum Opus
1:41
12.
Fake Boobies!
1:12
13.
I Hate Los Angeles!
0:27
14.
Brian Tracy Caesar Salad
2:22
15.
Gimmicks & Gadgets
3:00
16.
James Pitts in Bondage IV: Moving Target
3:14
17.
I Don’t Wanna Be a Salesman
2:17
18.
DownTown (Idaho’s Premier System of a Down Deed Restricted Community)
1:02
19.
God Bless the RIAA!
2:16
20.
From Selling Nothing to Selling Nothing
2:52
21.
Klaatu and Zingor
2:34
22.
Drink the Secret Milkshake
0:37
23.
If a Composer Falls in the Woods…
3:06
24.
The World Is Brainwashed Catering, LLC
2:57
25.
Dr. Whilton Popple’s Personal Slave II
3:52
26.
Let’s Move (dance mix)
2:17
27.
Seven Surgeons
4:49
28.
I Have Discovered the Origin and Goal of All Things
0:22
29.
Metronomes & Make‐Up
4:11
30.
The Boy With the Perfectly Square Butthole Strikes Back
2:00
31.
Normal Life Is Boring!
3:56
32.
I’m Just an Artsy Chick With an Acoustic Guitar (You Think)
2:28
33.
Lullaby for Dying Mike
1:19
34.
The Human Calculator
2:01
35.
Sir Millard Mulch’s Olde Tyme Parade of Magickal Amusements
2:25
36.
The Monkey Steals the Peaches
3:19
37.
There’s a Market for Everything but Me
0:24
38.
The Best Job in the World (Sales Is)
2:05
39.
None of Them Knew They Were Gobots
2:03
40.
I Hate Retro!
3:26
41.
The Manipulation of Human Consciousness for Fun & Profit!
0:32
42.
Not Ready for Retail?
1:41
43.
Stephen, the Sufi Elephant Trainer
5:00
44.
Prelude to Mundus Imaginalis
1:02
45.
Take This Song Off the Album!
2:05
46.
Thelma & Louise, Melissa, and Rachel, and Shannon
3:03
47.
My Chocolate Milk Is Immortal
0:35
48.
When the Sales Gods Compute Your Karmic Worth, You Can Join Your Mystic Brethren in the Center of the Earth
1:01
49.
The Ape of Art and the Rock
0:32
50.
The Modern Day Comparison Refuses to Die!
1:08
51.
You’re Not My Hero Anymore
2:28
52.
The World’s Greatest Salesman!
6:12
53.
All Sales Finale!
0:40