Another Family Dinner at the Saturn Residence Ends in Tears

Unfortunately, the Signposts Are All Written in a Language We Can Never Hope to Understand

Back Before a Time Out Lasted 10 to 20 Years

The Pauper Choir of San Jose, California

After 20 Years of Pouring Gasoline Into the Soil, It's Time to Collect the Harvest

It's Touching Moments Like These That Remind Me Why We Don't Speak Much

The Choir of Knives Must Sing for Its Supper

You Get an 'A' for Effort, But Burning a Pile of Physics Books Won't Curry Favor With the Gods of Construction. It Will Only Piss Off the Laws of Nature

These Zombie Problems Have Gotten Out of Hand, No?

We Build Ghost Towns From the Ground Up

Mr. Badgerface Would Like to Propose a Solution to Your Problem That Requires Him Eating One of Your Children. Are You Okay With the Terms of This Agreement? Excellent, Then Let's Continue.