Shamisen Metal That Slaps

Down to My Last 10HP, Opponent Got Cooked When I Dropped My Clutch Buff

Breakdown Had Some Serious Boss Phase Shift Vibes

Pressed the Wrong Pedal and Invented Glitch Metal

Crowd Wiped Mid Song, We Res’d Them in the Breakdown

Tried to Chain Into the Chorus but Got Hit on the Cooldown

Asked for Samurai and Oni in Stage Video but Instead Got Cat Meme Videos and It Slayed

Setlist Was Randomized and So Were Our Instruments

Tuned by Ear Then Resurrected an Ancient Scale

Forgot the Lyrics so Sang in Buff Descriptions

Mid-Solo Dodge Roll Saved Me From Mic Feedback Damage

Played a Popular Gaming Theme Then Accidentally Made It Lore Accurate

Tripped Over a Monitor Then Landed in a Perfect Anime Style Stance

Hit the Outro So Hard, It Triggered a Soft Reboot

Missed the First Hitbox but Still Landed the Finisher

Hit the Wrong Note Then Hit It Again for Emphasis

The Grind to Ranked was Real

Turned the Chorus Into a Skill Check and Barely Passed

Stage Lights Flickered Like a Flashbang and Stunned the Crowd

Opened a Premium Pack Yet Somehow Pulled Only Support Cards

Queue Said Go Easy on Me, I’m a Beginner but Lobby Spawned as Ranked Chaos

Keyboardist Missed the Cue, Blamed It on Wrong Energy Type

Played in Standard, Forgot the Set Was in Drop C but Show Still Slapped

Shamisen Metal Vibes Only

Who Knew Metal Shamisen Could Slap This Hard

Meme Cat Videos Is What the Audience Wanted, Meme Cat Videos Is What the Audience Got