Reads to You

Compilation by George Carlin

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Disc 1

  1. 1.
    Preface
    4:12
  2. 2.
    Air Pollution & Seven Things I'm Tired Of
    6:28
  3. 3.
    Food Terms
    1:24
  4. 4.
    Well, Ya Gotta Live Someplace
    8:01
  5. 5.
    Things You Never See
    1:00
  6. 6.
    A Name by Any Other Name
    4:26
  7. 7.
    Appropriate Names
    2:37
  8. 8.
    The George Carlin Book Club Offer No.1-How to Titles
    1:09
  9. 9.
    It's Your Body-Fearless Fashions
    8:04
  10. 10.
    I Can't Recall
    0:57
  11. 11.
    A Place for Your Stuff
    9:55
  12. 12.
    Mental Brain Thoughts
    3:48
  13. 13.
    The New Zodiac
    1:14
  14. 14.
    Hi Mom!
    1:04
  15. 15.
    Baseball and Football
    5:24
  16. 16.
    Give a Hoot
    0:42
  17. 17.
    Sports Roundup
    1:58
  18. 18.
    Fuck You, I Like These Kinds of Jokes
    1:48
  19. 19.
    Let's Beat Them With Our Purses!
    1:58
  20. 20.
    Do, Take, Have, Give
    1:22
  21. 21.
    What's My Motivation
    0:45
  22. 22.
    Anything but the Present
    5:34

Disc 2

  1. 1.
    First Time Human Sacrifice
    12:23
  2. 2.
    Moths
    1:00
  3. 3.
    More Random Thoughts (Peacekeeping Force)
    1:06
  4. 4.
    Television Announcers
    7:21
  5. 5.
    Another Objection on Language
    4:10
  6. 6.
    George Carlin Book Club
    1:02
  7. 7.
    Deaths of Supercelebrities
    2:44
  8. 8.
    The 'Pre' Epidemic
    0:46
  9. 9.
    Popular Beliefs Rooted in Familiar Expressions
    6:28
  10. 10.
    A Few More Oxymorons
    0:42
  11. 11.
    15 Rules to Live By
    4:06
  12. 12.
    Expressions (In the Privacy of Your Own Home)
    6:36
  13. 13.
    More Redundant Expressions
    0:46
  14. 14.
    Peace on You
    4:55
  15. 15.
    Watch Your Mouth
    6:30
  16. 16.
    Reincarnation (Souls)
    0:38
  17. 17.
    My Childhood
    5:38
  18. 18.
    Random Thoughts (Recreational Drugs)
    4:59
  19. 19.
    Language of Comedy/Goodbye
    1:47

Disc 3

  1. 1.
    Forward / Rice Krispies
    3:01
  2. 2.
    Cats & Dogs
    3:58
  3. 3.
    Last Meal
    2:46
  4. 4.
    Rants
    3:59
  5. 5.
    Advertising Lullaby
    2:02
  6. 6.
    Flying
    12:01
  7. 7.
    Sandwich
    0:46
  8. 8.
    Cars & Driving
    9:52
  9. 9.
    Jesus Christ
    10:25
  10. 10.
    Business 10 Steps
    0:30
  11. 11.
    Observations
    2:19
  12. 12.
    Beliefs
    4:54
  13. 13.
    Fussy Eater
    4:09
  14. 14.
    Who's the Boss
    1:25
  15. 15.
    Warm and Cold
    0:46
  16. 16.
    Social Situations
    2:14
  17. 17.
    Vitamins
    1:02
  18. 18.
    Pandas
    0:42
  19. 19.
    Children
    6:40
  20. 20.
    Cookies
    0:46

Disc 4

  1. 1.
    Driving
    7:14
  2. 2.
    Rants
    4:32
  3. 3.
    Airport Security
    5:44
  4. 4.
    Terrorism
    1:24
  5. 5.
    Fear of Germs
    5:07
  6. 6.
    Wishing Wells
    0:57
  7. 7.
    Sex & Violence
    0:50
  8. 8.
    Dogs Don't Care
    2:51
  9. 9.
    Just For Fun
    1:54
  10. 10.
    Camcorder
    1:10
  11. 11.
    Sports
    4:17
  12. 12.
    Thoughts & Facts
    2:56
  13. 13.
    Bullshit
    5:14
  14. 14.
    Death
    2:25
  15. 15.
    Blue Food
    0:39
  16. 16.
    Declare War
    5:54
  17. 17.
    Death Penalty
    0:41
  18. 18.
    Thoughts
    2:59
  19. 19.
    Supermarket
    3:28
  20. 20.
    Legal Advice
    1:46
  21. 21.
    Dogs & Forever
    2:06
  22. 22.
    Entropy & Disorder
    9:16
  23. 23.
    Good Bye
    0:17

Disc 5

  1. 1.
    Intro
    0:30
  2. 2.
    Tell Claus I Said, 'Hello'
    4:31
  3. 3.
    People Who Want to Know the Time
    7:30
  4. 4.
    Favorite Period of Time
    1:41
  5. 5.
    Asylums
    5:01
  6. 6.
    Sports Is Big Business
    5:22
  7. 7.
    The Evening News
    2:45
  8. 8.
    Icebox Man
    3:55
  9. 9.
    Expressions
    3:41
  10. 10.
    Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread
    3:41
  11. 11.
    Dogs Come in All Sizes
    2:32
  12. 12.
    Abortion
    5:25
  13. 13.
    Sanctity of Life
    3:28
  14. 14.
    That's a Fine Howdoyado
    3:57
  15. 15.
    Airlines
    8:38
  16. 16.
    20th Century Hostilities
    4:22
  17. 17.
    Telling Time
    1:07
  18. 18.
    Little Moments
    1:43
  19. 19.
    Falling Asleep
    0:59
  20. 20.
    Dogs on TV
    0:54
  21. 21.
    Nice Days
    2:34

Disc 6

  1. 1.
    Rain. Dances. 007
    1:11
  2. 2.
    Ugly Singers
    2:01
  3. 3.
    Secretary of Being in the Closet
    2:44
  4. 4.
    Avant Garde Play
    1:14
  5. 5.
    My Dog
    2:51
  6. 6.
    Saying 'Hello'
    3:20
  7. 7.
    No Complaining About Politicians
    3:03
  8. 8.
    No Brown in the Rainbow
    3:00
  9. 9.
    Grandchildren
    0:51
  10. 10.
    Meaning of Life
    1:23
  11. 11.
    Religious People
    6:40
  12. 12.
    Just Before You Die
    0:51
  13. 13.
    Euphemistic Language
    8:07
  14. 14.
    Rip-Offs
    2:45
  15. 15.
    Bumper Sticker
    2:53
  16. 16.
    A Proposition
    1:40
  17. 17.
    Britain's Return of Hong Kong
    0:55
  18. 18.
    Organ Donors
    2:19
  19. 19.
    'Tippy'
    0:52
  20. 20.
    Free Speech
    3:03
  21. 21.
    Comitting the Perfect Double Murder
    2:54
  22. 22.
    Fun You Can Have
    2:04
  23. 23.
    Latest Disaster
    1:20
  24. 24.
    People I Can Do Without
    2:05
  25. 25.
    When I Was Young
    1:06
  26. 26.
    Angels
    2:04
  27. 27.
    Henry the VIII
    0:31
  28. 28.
    The Red Sox (Socks)
    3:08
  29. 29.
    Quicksand
    2:09
  30. 30.
    Retired People
    1:03
  31. 31.
    Monopoly
    3:43

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