Santa Gets an Abortion: The Original Soundtrack to "Black Mass in the White Snow"

Santa Contemplates His Pregnancy-Termination Options While Gazing Into the Pit to Hell That Doubles as His Self-Heating Workshop

Santa Aborts His Own Fetus in a Jamaican-Themed Satanic Ceremony

Santa Masturbates While Watching the Reindeers Fuck the Elves

GG Allin Sodomized by a Giant Hypodermic Needle While Forced to Entertain Santa Claus at Gunpoint

The Ceremony Is Fulfilled as Santa Is Consumed by Satan in a Quick Bite

Santa Is Digested by Satan Over a Million Years

Generic People Pathetically Mourn the Death of Christmas Before They Inevitably Die and Are Tortured Forever by Satan