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- 1.David Crosby's Sperm, and Why the Hollywood Squares Downsized Me9:44
- 2.If You're Ever on a Talk Show, Don't Set It on Fire2:25
- 3.Salt and Pepper Nutsack3:20
- 4.Gall Bladder1:27
- 5.Johnny Depp and the Electric Razor Ad5:00
- 6.I Love Dick3:11
- 7.Jack and Bobby in Hell, Alan Thicke, Polar Bear, and Chris Reeve8:48
- 8.Fabio and the Suicidal Goose2:17
- 9.Beaten by the Police4:36
- 10.Hunters Are Gay2:48
- 11.Alcoholic Clowns and Katie Couric, Screech's Huge Cock, and Granny Porn6:05
- 12.Star Wars Fans Are Uber-nerds3:50
- 13.Operation 51st State5:34
- 14.Mascot Suicide and Orgasm Impressions4:51

