First released: 2007
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- 1.Bludgeoned With a Vacuum Cleaner0:36
- 2.Alien Rape2:20
- 3.Faking Retardation to Fondle Women1:31
- 4.I Wonder What a Woolly Mammoth Burger Would Taste Like2:19
- 5.Raped for Two Years3:27
- 6.Fast Times at Abu Ghraib2:02
- 7.Mr. Potato Head the Convicted Wife-Beater0:58
- 8.Explaining to Police Why You Masturbate in the Public Library1:52
- 9.Baseball Bat Abortion1:56
- 10.The Lost Hitler Golf Trophy1:35
- 11.Sorry Miss, I Was Giving Myself an Oil Job1:28
- 12.Almost as Cool as Stealing Prosthetic Legs4:21
- 13.Things Got a Little Out of Hand So I Bit Off Her Nose0:50
- 14.Umbrella Sodomy0:33
- 15.Bringing Invisibility to a Gun Fight1:08
- 16.First Freehold, Then the World, Then Space
- 17.Underage Girls Gone Wild!1:33
- 18.Is Yanni Gonna Have to Choke a Bitch?0:39
- 19.Dead Baby Speed Bump
- 20.Holocaust Fun for the Whole Family1:30
- 21.If You Can't Trust a Mexican Hooker Who Can You Trust1:13
- 22.Tune for Your Titties1:19
- 23.Your Baby Is Flatter Than a Short Stack at IHOP1:19
- 24.Myspace Beat Down
- 25.Candy, Cookies, Toys, and 18 Other Ways to Get Kids in Your Minivan0:42
- 26.It Only Gets Worse From Here0:45
- 27.I Totally Owned That Handicapped Kid in DDR0:39
- 28.Jesus Was a Scarecrow4:25
- 29.Trying to Keep the Body Count at Six1:19
- 30.Who Needs Lubrication When I Have Your Tears
- 31.Fuzzy Wuzzy Was a Child Molester1:30
- 32.Fetus Cock Slap
- 33.I'm Aint Filming Up Skirts, I'm Spying on Al-Qaeda1:06
- 34.Remember, Feet First Through a Woodchipper0:33
- 35.Almost as Cool as Stealing Prosthetic Legs (Screwed and Chopped)