1.
Prologue
1:04
2.
Begin With a Dribble, End With a Very Strong Downbeat Cue
0:39
3.
Exploding Artery
1:18
4.
Eruption
0:46
5.
Erupting With Pus
1:34
6.
Eruption of Pus
1:14
7.
Eruption of Non Compliant Pus in the Plague of Mediocrity
0:38
8.
Saliva Sprinkler
1:47
9.
Raging Torrent
1:29
10.
Non Compliant Raging Torrent
0:54
11.
Please Chop Off Your Penis (Now)
0:53
12.
Fluid-Filled Lung Sack
0:59
13.
Unexpected Death
0:43
14.
It Would Be Way Too Predictable If We Mentioned “Death” Again
0:38
15.
Crank Up the “Bullshit” Knob to 10
2:33
16.
Why Can’t I Shit?
1:51
17.
Feel / Smell / Taste / Hear / Touch the Shit
1:41
18.
It’s Shit!
1:54
19.
Eat Shit… and Live!
1:54
20.
“I Take My Hangovers Like a Real Man”
2:21
21.
I Just Whaled on a Music Critic With a Baseball Bat
1:52
22.
Take Me Seriously or I’ll Start Crying
1:44
23.
“If You Keep Saying Things Like That, No One Will Like You”
2:03
24.
The Pat Boone of “Impovised Music” Walks Among Us
1:29
25.
“Your Problem Is That You Only Play Fast All the Time”
1:54
26.
We’re Funny and If You Don’t Agree, You’re Stupid
1:25
27.
Another Incredible Display of Physical Exertion
1:30
28.
Serious Music With Sardonic Song Titles
1:57
29.
Pretending to Wreck My Musical Equipment Makes Me Feel Tough
1:49
30.
Give That Guy Some More Press Coverage! Quick!
3:00
31.
The More You Frown, the More I Smile
1:55
32.
“How Does It Feel When Someone Does That to You?”
2:10
33.
I Made a Phony “Tribute Album” to Make Fun of Self-Righteous Know-It-Alls (and It Worked!)
1:31
34.
“You Aren’t Being Avantgarde in the Correct Way”
1:45
35.
Your Unlistenable Musical Masturbations Aren’t Quite as Interesting as Mine
2:14
36.
I Released 78.032 Different Compact Discs of Improvised Music Last Week (and Sold 14)
1:54
37.
“Why Must You Always Say Such Shocking Things?”
1:38
38.
“In 20 Years I’ll Probably Like Your Music, But Right Now I Think You’re a Total Dick”
1:47
39.
Quit Shrieking in My Ear
1:47
40.
Surprising Ending
0:04
