Garf

you were going to go to the bathroom but you remembered you needed a haircut when you looked into the mirror so you went to the barber's but he didn't have scissors so you had to settle for a buzz-cut.

but it's ok because you didn't have to pay since you ended up peeing in the barber chair or whatever

you decided you were really hungry so you asked your friends if they wanted to go to taco bell but everyone's car got stolen so you had to walk

you were at yr friend's place and you were about to have another drink but then realized you had to go babysit but then youforgot where they live.

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