L.P. 1

An Introductory to Earbleeds, Headaches and Refunds!

Alone On a Monday Night, Aren't You Just Pathetic?

If You Walk Far Enough Into a Forest, You Can Find Yourself In an Area Where a Wonderful Sound Can Be Heard. However, It Seems Like That Sound Can't Be Heard At The Moment.

The Government Paid Some Dude to Sneak a Mic Into Hell, and This Is The Audio They Got From It. I Have So Many Fucking Questions. How Did You Get a Dude IN and OUT Of Hell? How The Hell Did He Get a Microphone Into It? What Else Can The Fucking Government Do?

But The Last Track Has to Be The Worst, Right? There's No Way a Teenage Faggot Living in The United States Can Make Good Music. It's Impossible. Goddamnit, I Want My Fucking Refund (And I Want It Now!) [The Closing Track]