First released: 8th September 2009
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Disc 1
- 1.Preface5:46
- 2.Intro0:21
- 3.Preface (Part 1)2:30
- 4.Preface (Part 2)4:40
- 5.Don't Abandon Your Baby6:54
- 6.But It's Good for You!6:46
- 7.I Think Rich People Are Boring4:51
- 8.Minutes of the Development and Programming Meeting for FOX Television's New Season (Part 1)3:42
- 9.Minutes of the Development and Programming Meeting for FOX Television's New Season (Part 2)3:15
- 10.I Ain't No This or That3:46
- 11.Woodstock5:02
- 12.Breaking Up (Part 1)4:43
- 13.Breaking Up (Part 2)4:03
- 14.A Non-Sponsored Look at Holidays in America (Part 1)4:23
- 15.A Non-Sponsored Look at Holidays in America (Part 2)5:48
Disc 2
- 2.The Mystifying Allure of Gratuitous Luxury (Part 1)4:04
- 3.The Mystifying Allure of Gratuitous Luxury (Part 2)4:29
- 4.The Mystifying Allure of Gratuitous Luxury (Part 3)6:17
- 5.YourStar.com3:41
- 6.Scrapbooking in Michigan (Part 1)4:50
- 7.Scrapbooking in Michigan (Part 2)4:30
- 8.I Would Be the Shittiest Survivor in History (Part 1)4:08
- 9.I Would Be the Shittiest Survivor in History (Part 2)3:25
- 10.A Little Bit About Me, 'Cause It's My Book (Part 1)4:53
- 11.A Little Bit About Me, 'Cause It's My Book (Part 2)2:13
- 12.A Little Bit About Me, 'Cause It's My Book (Part 3)4:25
- 13.A Little Bit About Me, 'Cause It's My Book (Part 4)4:14
- 14.A Little Bit About Me, 'Cause It's My Book (Part 5)2:11
- 15.My Memoir-To-Be3:24
Disc 3
- 3.A Free List of Quirks for Aspiring Independent Filmmakers (Part 1)4:03
- 4.A Free List of Quirks for Aspiring Independent Filmmakers (Part 2)11:19
- 5.Sitting on a Pole Trying to Win Some Money6:15
- 6.Didja Know?2:02
- 7.I Hate America! Or, I Hate America? (Part 1)4:10
- 8.I Hate America! Or, I Hate America? (Part 2)4:58
- 9.Heaven! (Part 1)3:04
- 10.Heaven! (Part 2)3:07
- 11.The Five People You Meet in Limbo3:44
- 12.Ideas for T-Shirts to Be Sold at Urban Outfitters2:22
- 13.In Anticipation of Reading This Right Now (Part 1)4:06
- 14.In Anticipation of Reading This Right Now (Part 2)2:34
- 15.Gay Canada (Part 1)4:35
- 16.Gay Canada (Part 2)5:58
Disc 4
- 4.You'll Never Guess!!!5:32
- 5.Sweet Mary J.5:20
- 6.Hey! Free Advice! (Part 1)4:21
- 7.Hey! Free Advice! (Part 2)3:19
- 8.Correspondence With Dave Eggers (Part 1)5:05
- 9.Correspondence With Dave Eggers (Part 2)5:45
- 10.Correspondence With Dave Eggers (Part 3)5:14
- 11.Involuntary Random Thoughts I've Had Not Always When I Was Pooing but Certainly Sometimes When I Was Pooing5:03
- 12.Ask a Rabbi! (Part 1)5:05
- 13.Ask a Rabbi! (Part 2)4:39
- 14.Ask a Rabbi! (Part 3)2:24
- 15.A Short Request to Lame Friends2:38
- 16.Things to Do When You Are Bored (Part 1)4:24
- 17.Things to Do When You Are Bored (Part 2)2:10
- 18.The Golden Age of Cowardice (Part 1)3:49
- 19.The Golden Age of Cowardice (Part 2)2:31
- 20.The Golden Age of Cowardice (Part 3)2:11
- 21.Top Ten Top Ten Lists List1:15
Disc 5
- 5.Bill O'Reilly Fantasy (Part 1)4:44
- 6.Bill O'Reilly Fantasy (Part 2)4:16
- 7.Bill O'Reilly Fantasy (Part 3)4:32
- 8.Bill O'Reilly Fantasy (Part 4)4:34
- 9.How to Play "Mafia," the Funnest Yet Most Unnerving Game Ever Invented (Part 1)5:09
- 10.How to Play "Mafia," the Funnest Yet Most Unnerving Game Ever Invented (Part 2)4:39
- 11.I Don't Have Children3:29
- 12.A Short List of Videos With Babies in Them That I Have Not Seen on the Internet but Most Likely Exist and I Would Like to See at Some Point1:36
- 13.Other Ways in Which Jews Can Utilize Current Technology to Get Around God's Strict Laws for the Sabbath2:02
- 14.Beef With Jim Belushi (Part 1)5:17
- 15.Beef With Jim Belushi (Part 2)4:18
- 16.Cigar Corner3:51
- 17.Excerpts From the Galley Copy of James Frey's Latest Memoir, Lesson Learned (Part 1)3:59
- 18.Excerpts From the Galley Copy of James Frey's Latest Memoir, Lesson Learned (Part 2)4:32
- 19.Original Message (Part 1)3:14
- 20.Original Message (Part 2)3:16
Disc 6
- 6.An Open Letter to Larry the Cable Guy (Part 1)5:22
- 7.An Open Letter to Larry the Cable Guy (Part 2)5:28
- 8.An Open Letter to Larry the Cable Guy (Part 3)4:54
- 9.An Open Letter to Larry the Cable Guy (Part 4)2:02
- 10.We Have Got to Stop Calling So Many People "Heroes"4:54
- 11.Oh, I Forgot You Could Do That (Part 1)3:35
- 12.Oh, I Forgot You Could Do That (Part 2)2:21
- 13.Oh, I Forgot You Could Do That (Part 3)0:58
- 14.For the Love of God! (Part 1)3:12
- 15.For the Love of God! (Part 2)1:58
- 16.Cigar Corner: Bonus Story!2:10
- 17.Cigar Corner, Part 23:55
- 18.Truck Stop (Part 1)3:59
- 19.Truck Stop (Part 2)2:01
- 20.Letter From the Future4:26
- 21.An Afterthought3:00
- 22.Acknowledgements3:39
- 23.Credits1:47
- 24.A Free List of Quirks for Aspiring Independent Filmmakers (instrumental)10:23