Greatest Hits

Album by Bob Rivers

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Disc 1

  1. 1.
    50 Plates to Feed My Brother
    1:42
  2. 2.
    50 Ways to Eat Your Lover
    1:37
  3. 3.
    A Letter to Santa
    2:40
  4. 4.
    A "Poor Boy’s" 12 Days of Christmas
    4:45
  5. 5.
    Ally McBeal
    1:48
  6. 6.
    American Pie Eulogy
    2:57
  7. 7.
    Another Kick in the Balls
    1:36
  8. 8.
    As Beers Go By
    2:17
  9. 9.
    Asshole Son
    2:22
  10. 10.
    Be Claus I Got High
    3:27
  11. 11.
    Biker’s Christmas Carol
    2:55
  12. 12.
    Bin Laden and the Jets
    1:47
  13. 13.
    Porky Pig’s Blue Christmas
    2:00
  14. 14.
    Bobbit Song My Ding-A-Ling.
    2:58
  15. 15.
    Born to Be Mild
    1:52
  16. 16.
    Bowel Moves
    2:37
  17. 17.
    Burned on the Barbeque
    2:28
  18. 18.
    Butch the Gay Santa Claus
    1:37
  19. 19.
    Buttcracker Suite
    4:04
  20. 20.
    Carol of the Bartenders
    1:39

Disc 2

  1. 2.
    Caught Me One Handed
    2:06
  2. 3.
    Chatroom
    2:32
  3. 4.
    Cheney’s Got a Gun
    2:17
  4. 5.
    Christmas Money (That’s What I Want)
    2:17
  5. 6.
    Clean the Catbox
    2:03
  6. 7.
    Condom Song
    3:47
  7. 8.
    Cows With Guns
    2:48
  8. 9.
    Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep
    2:37
  9. 10.
    Doin’ It Doggystyle
    2:35
  10. 11.
    Dolly Parton’s Tits
    1:56
  11. 12.
    Drivers on the Phone
    2:28
  12. 13.
    Elmo’s Got a Gun
    1:22
  13. 14.
    Fart in an Elevator
    3:31
  14. 15.
    Feelin’ Boobies
    1:14
  15. 16.
    For Those Who Bombed Iraq
    1:59
  16. 17.
    Foreigners
    1:17
  17. 18.
    Free as a Turd
    2:10
  18. 19.
    Free Ballin’
    2:33
  19. 20.
    Frosty the Pervert
    2:26
  20. 21.
    Getting Fatter All the Time
    1:56

Disc 3

  1. 3.
    Ghosts in White Linen
    1:16
  2. 4.
    Gilligans Island
    0:58
  3. 5.
    Gimmie 12 Steps
    2:41
  4. 6.
    Grandpa Got Run Over by Beer Truck
    2:25
  5. 7.
    Gropin’ in the Classroom
    2:07
  6. 8.
    Hark! The Hair
    0:57
  7. 9.
    Have Yourself an Ozzy Little Christmas
    1:50
  8. 10.
    Heavin’ on a Jet Plane
    1:37
  9. 11.
    Hello, I Love You, Let’s Get Tested, for AIDS
    2:19
  10. 12.
    Hey You! Get Off of My House
    2:53
  11. 13.
    Ho Ho Fucking Ho
    2:37
  12. 14.
    Holy Shit, It’s Christmas
    3:04
  13. 15.
    Homeless for the Holidays
    2:52
  14. 16.
    I Am Santa Claus
    3:23
  15. 17.
    I Can’t Ski Babe
    2:29
  16. 18.
    I Fought the Lawn
    1:30
  17. 19.
    I Let an Intern Go Down on Me
    2:05
  18. 20.
    I Like Big Tits
    2:52
  19. 21.
    I Love to Choke My Chicken With My Hand
    2:58
  20. 22.
    I Love Your Breasts the Way They Are
    2:26

Disc 4

  1. 4.
    I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus
    2:54
  2. 5.
    I Saw Her Leaning There
    1:46
  3. 6.
    I Saw Mommy Fucking Santa Claus
    2:43
  4. 7.
    I Used to Rock & Roll All Night
    2:20
  5. 8.
    I Want a Blow-Up Doll for Christmas
    2:11
  6. 9.
    I Want a Boob Job for Christmas
    2:43
  7. 10.
    I Want My MP3
    2:00
  8. 11.
    Ice Fish Baby
    3:39
  9. 12.
    I’ll Be Stoned for Christmas
    2:27
  10. 13.
    I’ll Never Shit Solid Again
    3:17
  11. 14.
    I’m a Weight Watcher
    1:43
  12. 15.
    Inflatable Woman
    2:45
  13. 16.
    Its the Most Fattening Time of the Year
    2:52
  14. 17.
    Itty Bitty Titties
    3:39
  15. 18.
    Joy to the World
    1:22
  16. 19.
    Kill the Wabbit
    2:17
  17. 20.
    Kittycat Song
    1:21
  18. 21.
    Leader of Iraq
    1:36
  19. 22.
    Leroy the Redneck Reindeer
    3:18
  20. 23.
    Little Hummer Girl
    2:05

Disc 5

  1. 5.
    Lots of Cleavage
    1:14
  2. 6.
    Marijuanaville
    4:02
  3. 7.
    Me and Mrs. Claus
    2:20
  4. 8.
    Menopause Is Coming to Town
    0:58
  5. 9.
    My Medication
    1:20
  6. 10.
    O Come All Ye Greatful Dead-Heads
    1:26
  7. 11.
    Oh God, I’m an Ocean Bouy
    1:48
  8. 12.
    One Turban, One Scott and One Queer
    2:44
  9. 13.
    Pick My Nose Again
    1:42
  10. 14.
    Please Don’t Shoot Me, Mr. Postman
    1:26
  11. 15.
    Please Don’t Wear That Thong
    1:53
  12. 16.
    PMS
    2:33
  13. 17.
    Police Stop My Car
    1:59
  14. 18.
    Rare Funny Star Trek Parody
    4:56
  15. 19.
    Rock n Roll, Scooby Doo
    1:52
  16. 20.
    Rusty Chevrolet
    2:38
  17. 21.
    Santa’s Whore Is Coming to Town
    1:10
  18. 22.
    School’s Out of Ammo
    2:20
  19. 23.
    Sea Lion Eats Tonight
    2:48
  20. 24.
    Space Station Oddity
    2:24

Disc 6

  1. 6.
    Stan Writes Santa
    3:23
  2. 7.
    Strawberry Rehabs Forever
    3:11
  3. 8.
    Suck on My Cock
    2:14
  4. 9.
    Take a Whack on the U.S. Side
    2:55
  5. 10.
    Taliban on the Run
    2:41
  6. 11.
    The 12 Drugs of Christmas
    3:21
  7. 12.
    The AOL Song
    1:45
  8. 13.
    The Chimney Song
    2:12
  9. 14.
    The Devil Went Down to Jamaica
    2:42
  10. 15.
    The Girl With Emphysema
    2:48
  11. 16.
    The Little Hooters Girl
    1:53
  12. 17.
    The No Smoking Song
    2:19
  13. 18.
    The Restroom Door Said, ’Gentlemen’
    1:35
  14. 19.
    The Taliban Can
    1:59
  15. 20.
    There’s a Santa Who Looks a Lot Like Elvis
    2:42
  16. 21.
    Tight Christmas
    2:54
  17. 22.
    Toy Sack
    2:34
  18. 23.
    Walk With an Erection
    3:28
  19. 24.
    Walkin’ ’round in Women’s Underwear
    1:53
  20. 25.
    Wappin’
    1:42

Disc 7

  1. 7.
    We Buy the Tampons
    2:29
  2. 8.
    We Wish You Weren’t Living With Us
    0:50
  3. 9.
    We’re a Ukrainian Band
    1:46
  4. 10.
    What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells?
    3:08
  5. 11.
    When a Man Loves a Chicken
    2:59
  6. 12.
    White Ford Bronco
    1:55
  7. 13.
    White Pussy
    1:16
  8. 14.
    White Trash Christmas
    2:47
  9. 15.
    Who Put the Dick on the Snowman
    1:06
  10. 16.
    Who Put the Stump
    2:13
  11. 17.
    Will They Stay or Will They Go
    1:32
  12. 18.
    Windows 95 Sucks
    2:10
  13. 19.
    With Legs Wide Open
    3:13
  14. 20.
    Wonderbra
    3:30
  15. 21.
    Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow!
    2:30
  16. 22.
    You Ain’t Getting Shit for Christmas
    3:57
  17. 23.
    You Chesty Thing
    2:18
  18. 24.
    You Don’t Smell Like Flowers
    1:42
  19. 25.
    You’ve Lost That Lesbo Feeling
    1:12

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