Preschool

Preschool music, which waltzed its way into popularity in the 1960s, is designed to entertain, educate, and occasionally confuse small children, whilst ensuring that parents hear the same cheerful tunes ad infinitum. Characterised by simple melodies, repetitive lyrics, and enough hand-clapping to fill a stadium, it resembles the sort of sound that would make any adult question their sanity after the umpteenth sing-along. It’s the genre that turns toddlers into tiny maestros, whilst simultaneously turning parents into skilled experts at hiding their bemusement amongst smiles.